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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's ?jimmy kimmel live? red special. tonight, bono, julia roberts, channing tatum, kristen bell, dj khaled, neil patrick harris, halsey, herbie hancock, and the killers. and now, ready or not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you are here on a special night, you are here and you are watching our second annual red benefit show.
all-star group of do-gooders with the intent to raise money and awareness for the fight against aids. tonight, we're going to fight aids and then tomorrow we can go fight with our families! [ cheers and applause ] what do you say to that? here to help out tonight, what a group we have. bono, julia roberts, channing tatum, kristen bell, halsey, neil patrick harris, herbie hancock, dj khaled and the killers. [ cheers and applause ] it should be a fun show. i'm excited that we're going to and i'm also excited that julia roberts is backstage right now making small talk with dj khaled. [ cheers and applause ] that's what we call a win-win. over the past ten years, red has raised more than $360 million -- [ cheers and applause ] which as lot of money to raise. but apparently they blew it all on eighth researaids research s again. [ laughter ] all the money we raise here goes
and all you have to do is buy the stuff we show you tonight. we're not asking you to run a marathon. we're not asking you to dump a bucket of ice on your head. all you need to do, is shop. and if you can't do that, you need to find another country to live in. it's un-american. last year, our red shopathon raised $28 million. this year, bank of america has made a $20 million commitment to fight aids and the bill & melinda gates foundation is matching every dollar we raise. they did it last year, and they're doing it again this year. these companies and organizations are changing lives for the better and tonight, you might be able to change your own life for the better b to win a special experience with your favorite star through omaze, the website. there are some fun ones too. you can go to vegas on a ?magic mike? weekend with channing tatum. [ cheers and applause ] maybe even come back pregnant. who knows. [ cheers and applause ] you can see "hamilton" and meet the guy who plays hamilton javier munoz. [ cheers and applause ] you can win a night on the town with neil patrick harris. who is here. [ cheers and applause ] have lunch at nobu with liam from one direction. you can have tea with bono and
[ cheers and applause ] and the big one, bono and his band u2 will do a show just for you. imagine that. just u2, and you too. [ cheers and applause ] if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the it, bono will stop playing and wait until you get back. how amazing is that? [ cheers and applause ] last year, bono took the winner of his omaze experience bike-riding in central park. there's him with the winner. mahe winners to a u.t. football game. james franco painted his winner's portrait. kim kardashian gave the winner of her omaze experience a make-over. and this year, dj khaled will take you on a jet ski ride. [ cheers and applause ] don't you want to be able to tell your grandchildren that you rode on a jet ski with dj khaled? [ laughter ] so go to omaze.com omaze.c
all the experiences are there, and there are many. also for the past ten years now the killers have written a special christmas song to benefit red. i will tell you, i look forward to the killers annual christmas song even more than i look forward to christmas. all those songs ten of them including a new one for this year are now on one album called ?don't waste your wishes.? you can only get that on itunes and apple music so get it. okay, are you ready to shopathon until we dropathon? [ cheers and applause ] let's get this started. please welcome my shopathon co-hosts julia roberts and kristen bell! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, ladies. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: allow me to slip into something red. wow. >> hello america! [ cheers and applause ] >> and canada!
we have so many amazing red products for you tonight. interesting fact, did you know that red is one of three primary colors? that's right! along with yellow and blue! >> jimmy: wow. >> that's so interesting! >> i know. >> jimmy: i did not know that. well that is a great way to jump right into our first amazing red product. which i believe julia has. and it is headphones. here's a gift for the music lover who's sick and tired of getting tangled up in annoying headphone cords. >> yes, i once had to cut off a finger to free myself from a pair of earbuds. >> jimmy: oh my god! >> well, it grew back. >> jimmy: well, then beats by dre red solo3 wireless headphones are just the thing for you, julia. >> not a wire in sight. >> how do these things work? >> does it have anything to do with satanism? >> jimmy: no! satanism is about -- it's just technology. let's give these babies a try. do you mind? oh! they're playing my favorite
>> can i hear? >> jimmy: yeah, sure, sorry, got lost in the music for a second. >> my hair. ? who let the dogs out ? that's my favorite song too! >> jimmy: julia? ? who let the dogs out who, who ? >> jimmy: you're screaming a little. ? who let the dogs out ? >> jimmy: with up to 40 hours of battery life, beats solo3 wireless is your perfect everyday headphone. ? who, who, who ? >> jimmy: and just a 5-minute charge gives you 3 hours of playback. ? i mean you you know you never did find out who let the dogs out. >> jimmy: never, did they sure didn't, wow. >> up next, the mophie red special edition powerstation plus. for just $79.95 you can keep your phone charged. >> jimmy: guillermo, what are you doing? gee mario? guillermo? what are you doing? >> guillermo: my apple watch with my brand-new red sports band told me i need to get up and move. >> jimmy: okay. [ cheers and applause ]
any time now you want to deliver that next line. >> guillermo: so i get up and move. >> jimmy: well, okay, thank god that red sports band is our next product or you would most certainly have been fired just now. isn't that right, ladies? >> i would fire him myself. i would just say ?you're fired?" it's fun! >> saying ?you're fired!? is fun! you're fired, guillermo! >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: the red apple watch sport band is one of the coolest things you can wear on your wrist. guillermo, would you mind showing your watch to the viewers? now guillermo, a watch band like that couldn't go for less than $9400, right? >> guillermo: that's wrong, dumbass! it's for the low, low price of $49 with a portion of the proceeds going to red's fight against aids. i have to keep moving, sorry guys. >> jimmy: it's okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, guillermo. thanks. i'll tell you, i could not be more excited about our next product.
>> i bet it is true. >> it's not. and yet, it is. this is the most excited i have ever been in my entire life. >> jimmy: wow, this must be some product! >> you bet it is jimmy. it's the s'well limited edition rowboat red 9-oz. water bottle. >> jimmy: that's amazing. why, it's a piece of red metal! >> yes! and if you twist off the cap, you can use it to store and carry liquid. >> jimmy: get out of town, there's liquid in there? >> yes, >> jimmy: i'll be damned. it's water, it does look like liquid. >> it is! >> that's ry watery water! >> and not only will it keep your liquid cool for up to 24 hours, it will also keep liquids hot for up to 12 hours. >> jimmy: wow! oh, you aren't kidding, this clam chowder is scalding hot! >> i think you just burned me badly. >> i think i did too, isn't it great? >> jimmy: it is great. >> the water is perfect for any time, when you're in the office
objectifying the human body. >> jimmy: what is this? >> mama mia! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. the whole set's coming down. >> see that? >> guillermo: this wet t-shirt make me look fat? >> no. major wet "t" alert, guys! >> jimmy: alert. >> did someone say major key alert? >> jimmy: what? [ cheers and applause ] holy moly, look at this. it's dj khaled, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> they don't want you to be safe, but there's nothing more major key than safety. that's the key is to be safe. and you'll never catch me with a vespa red without my helmet on, it's so important. the key is to be safe, and of
around a beautiful lady. >> aww! >> it sure is, dj khaled. not only is safety a major key, but so is style on this limited edition red vespa and every vespa purchased will help provide 500 days of life-saving medication to people living with hiv. >> bless up! >> jimmy: bless up to you, dj. bless up. [ cheers and applause ] i was just going to say that. well, that was a fun surprise, wasn't it? >> it was fun, but it was also surprising. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay, okay. is everyone ready for more >> jimmy: i know i am! [ cheers and applause ] our next set of products were created by a partnership between gap, red, and six female artists. >> six female artists? that's more than five! >> jimmy: you're so right, julia roberts. these amazing pieces of outerwear will make even the ugliest people appear to be presentable. look at our video wall. see? almost not disgusting.
>> although still kinda disgusting to be honest. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> hideous. >> jimmy: maybe he'd look better like this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: much better. >> so much better jimmy. i was about to throw up! >> jimmy: wow. >> now buckle your seat belts everyone we're about to cruise into more fantastic products. >> you guys are going to go gaga for these next items! around the wrist is the beautiful lokai bracelet. the white bead from mt. everest, the black bead contains mud from the dead sea. >> jimmy: that bracelet is quite the jetsetter! >> and on the fingernails is an elegant deborah lippmann limited-edition full coverage crisp cranberry cr?me cranberry kiss nail polish. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it really is a lovely shade. why it's brandon flowers of the killers! [ cheers and applause ] >> brandon flowers is killing it in cranberryr?me!
>> now go away, brandon. are you ready for our next product?! >> jimmy: i sure am! >> i'm not! okay, now i am. >> it's the lovely, elegant pour les femmes pajamas. and here to model them for us, the fabulous mr. channing tatum. [ cheers and applause ] >> awww. look at that. he's all tuckered out. let's not wake the ltl >> jimmy: pour les femmes is a socially conscious sleepwear company created by actress and activist robin wright and her friend, designer karen fowler. >> they're cute, comfy, and a portion of the purchase price goes to red's fight against aids. >> jimmy: that is such a good cause. i'm against aids. >> thank you to my hoe coasts
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it's the nph deck of cards. what does ?nph? stand for, you ask? well, it stands for ?nothing personal, homey.? [ laughter ] >> actually, ms. bell, it stands for neil patrick harris. [ cheers and applause ] >> my bad, my bad, i'm sorry, nph. my mistake. but nothing personal, homie. >> ha ha ha! you want to see a magic trick? >> yeah, of course i want to see one. [ cheers and applause ] >> i you can buy your own. i had these decks made. >> and they're beautiful. >> proceeds go to red. [ cheers and applause ] >> they're beautiful. >> instead of doing a card trick where you pick a card, i will just choose a card that will represent you. to make it even more personal, i want you to sign the card in the center. >> okay, my own name? >> yeah, put it in the center there. >> okay. take that space up. >> perfect.
left hand? >> right hand. >> take this. in your hand this way. hold on to it, hold on to that end. >> i'm so scared. i'm make sure they can see it. i want to bend the car a lot. >> okay. >> i'm going to -- >> bending the card. >> a little bit of a rip. here at the top. >> you're really destroying -- this is not the pack we're going to give you if you purchase the pack. we'll give you a new one. >> i ripped it almost all the way to the the end. and rip it down. so it comes off. hold on to that. watch this. >> he's eating it. is that the trick? no. no. >> no. okay? [ cheers and applause ] >> no, wait. essentially nothing's happened. >> right. >> you took a card, you signed it, i put it in my mouth and swallowed it. >> that's what i saw.
[ cheers and applause ] >> it's still attached. you can pull on it. >> it is attached! [ cheers and applause ] >> well, that was nph amazing. >> what? >> neil, while you're here, please tell us about your exciting omaze zeerns. >> fantast fantastic. red's involved, i'm working with coke. if you do ours you can win a trip, we'll fly you to new york city, put you up in a hotel, go to dinner, you and your friend with me and my husband, and we'll go see a broadway show. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's amazing. o-mazing! >> that is o-mazing indeed. >> jimmy: thank you so much, kristen and neil patrick, he is magic, folks.
not necessarily in a good way. so tonight to nail that to the wall we took an old cole porter song and reworked it for 2016. and here to perform it, please welcome bono, halsey, and on piano -- mr. herbie hancock! ? let's recall 2016 and all the nonsense we have ? i don't know where to start i just can't even ? ? what a swell year this has been ? ? look at that filter ? ? the rodent less traveled ? >> isn't social media divine ? ? heart emoji ? ? whatever happened to vine ?
news ? ? beyonce smashed that windshield in ? ? if you liked it you should have put a ding on it ? ? do you remember pokemon ? ? was big for a month but now it's gone ? ? it's rough never put a scribble or a jiggly post ? ? what a swell year it has been ? ? and have you heard about jon snow ? ? he's still alive on that ? and have you seen that hamilton ? ? tough ticket heard even bono can't get in ? ? i tried ? ? me too ? ? what a swell year this has been ? ? this year this year so weird ? ? so weird like kimmel with a beard ? ? 2016 crazy [ bleep ] ?
? not to fear we have it sorted ? ? or maybe we'll just get deported ? ? the worst year ever what a swell year this has swell year this has ? ? truly messed up royally f'd up year this has been ? ? it really did suck ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. bono, halsey and herbie. and here's to 2017! we'll be back with julia roberts, kristen bell, and a lot more stars. [ cheers and applause ] ? for just thirty cents a day, hiv positive mothers in africa can get the treatment they need
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created to celebrate the artisan work of the my-my-ew community. and we have a very special model with us to show you the goods. now guillermo, where are these fantastic products you're wearing from? >> guillermo: ubuntu. >> what was that? >> guillermo: ubuntu. >> guillermo: ubuntu. >> close enough. can you take us through each product? >> sure. this is the ubuntu tote, this is the ubuntu shopper, this is the ubuntu massai travel pouch, the ubuntu bracelet and the ubuntu journal. >> well, i sure hope people at home could understand anything that you said because i sure couldn't. >> guillermo: neither could i! >> fantastic. back to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: let's check in with
the man who put this all together has 22 grammys, more than 170 million records sold and one name. his band is called u2. please welcome bono, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have a seat, bono. >> yes. >> jimmy: bono. [ cheers and applause ] great to have you here. i know you don't like to get too avy about this stuff. just tell us about some of the work that red does and is doing. >> let's get heavy. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's just so -- it's just great news. and it is weighty but it's great news. and this is a time of year where i think americans would like to feel that they've accomplished something together. people on the left, people on the right, working together, have 17 million people on these aids drugs that are keeping them alive. america is the largest part of that. 17 million people are alive --
you don't think these things are possible in washington but we can actually work together. >> jimmy: your goal is to eliminate aids altogether. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you feel like you will reach that goal. >> as long as we don't lose concentration. which is why your show, your team, your band, this is the best opportunity red has ever had to keep the heat on this issue. if we keep the heat on the issue, then the politicians will keep concentrated and we'll keep getting the drugs to the people who them drugs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: something that anybody would be very happy to be a part of if it was put in front of them. that's what you, do put it in front of people, let them know what is going on in other parts of the world. that said, what has happened? what have you achieved since the last time you were here last year? >> i can walk. >> jimmy: that's right, you got hurt on a bicycle accident. that is an achievement. >> well, on the show last time, omaze offered people with a
sounded inknock wuls innocuous. but i'm not a person you would want to cycle with. that was brave and i met these two beautiful people, rob and anna, think was their name. >> jimmy: they got to ride -- >> went around the park, had lunch together, it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: this year you brought the whole band in on this deal. you are doing a private show for one person? two people? how many people come to this thing? >> it's -- it's hard the -- to get the u2 group to agree on anything. but edge, adam, larry and myself have agreed to play a private show for one person and a guest. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so people go to omaze.com/red. it's $10. it's not one of those deals where you have to be rich. $10. and then you enter and you can potentially get your own private concert. >> i mean, we played to 10
37 people. but to play for two people is something special for sglus to play to no people they say is the ultimate achievement. [ laughter ] >> every rock 'n' roll band knows what that feels like. >> jimmy: let's bring out one of your very close friends, a bona fide american sweetheart who's offering another special omaze experience, ladies and gentlemen, julia roberts! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> wow! >> jimmy: i'm so interested in your friendship. because how do you know each other so well? how did you meet in the first place? >> julia roberts is irish. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that i didn't know either, that's a shocker. >> mcroberts. >> jimmy: you met how many years ago, do you remember? >> i would say -- half my life ago. >> jimmy: half your life ago,
in a suggestive way. >> there was the boring part of my life then the bono part of my life. >> jimmy: bono's having his own experience right now. >> you're not wrong, i shot a scene with roberts for the omaze commercial. i feel wobbly sitting beside her. >> jimmy: oh, nice. >> it's a strange feeling when bono gives you credit for craft because frankly i feel like i'm napping compared to his accomplishments. he was like, wait a minute. >> jimmy: he makes every good, he really does. >> kid's a star. >> jimmy: you are offering an omaze experience together. >> we are. >> jimmy: which is interesting, it's a tea? party i guess? >> i thought we were massaging people's feet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, what? >> tea so is much better. >> jimmy: you can't do that in case people don't have feet to enter the contest, then you're in a lot of trouble. >> and touch feet on television. >> jimmy: what does it mean, tea party?
or one like my daughter has with no tea? >> tea ceremony. nothing is achieved without a cup of tea. >> jimmy: is that true? >> that's for sure. the peace process wouldn't happen without a cup of tea. everything is done with a cup of tea. >> whenever there's a panic, put the kettle on. >> jimmy: who will make the tea in the two of you team up to actually make the tea? >> we will. i think we should. >> i'm hip to doing my share, i'll put on the kettle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so if p win this particular contest, they will come -- where will you meet them? will you go to their home? or they come to you? >> i think we should go to bono's house. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's good. okay. >> no, but the whole thing will be, we said you bring your problems and we will bring the tea. to solve them. >> jimmy: you will be blindfolded and taken to bono's house. where you will have tea with bono and julia roberts.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. our second annual red show is rolling along. bono, julia roberts are here. our next special friend is a major movie star with the "21 jump street" and "magic mike." please say hello to channing tatum! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: channing, first of all -- [ cheers and applause ] i feel like i speak on behalf of all of us when i say, you are adorable when you sleep. [ cheers and applause ] >> i feel adorable, i do. i feel really adorable. >> jimmy: have you ever slept on television before? >> all the time.
>> jimmy: you have an omaze experience that could potentially kill a woman. you will take a person to las vegas to see the "magic mike" show. what is the show? this is not like "siegfried and roy" type magic? >> it might be. there's magic involved. sorry, bad joke. ha ha! i just got that. ha ha! >> it is going to completely change anything that you might think you know about male entertainment. >> jimmy: in what way? >> there will be no firemen, no there be no -- what if there's a fire? >> no irish people? >> jimmy: it's discriminatory not to have firemen in the show. you're saying that's kind of cliche? >> it's antiqued, yeah. >> police? >> umbrella? >> yeah, why not. >> i think there was -- >> jimmy: what you're saying is male strippers in his show are
people that are out of shape? >> equal opportunity for everyone. >> jimmy: you put in the show -- are you actually picking the dancers? how involved are you? >> yeah, i'm directing the show. >> jimmy: you're directing the show, for real? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: do you do auditions? >> doing auditions. if i ever get back in shape i'm going to be in the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. and then somebody will come to the show with you and will sit beside you -- >> truly, there's no rules. i vegas, right? [ cheers and applause ] everything's going to go as it goes. >> just one person goes to the show? >> it's like 18 guys for one person. [ cheers and applause ] >> sounds terrifying. >> jimmy: sounds like a series of lawsuits waiting to happen. well, we have another special guest with another omaze experience. he makes music, he as snapchat savant, he's the reason i wear
he has major keys to share with us tonight. please welcome dj khaled! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: look at this. let me just say, now, i think khaled is the guy you should have in your stripping show, your magic mike show, right? >> i don't know, i'm n sure the ladies do love me. >> jimmy: they do love you. would you be open to sharing your body with las vegas? >> we could talk later. >> jimmy: by the way, congratulations, you just had a baby. [ cheers and applause ] you had the baby on snapchat. >> my biggest blessing ever is my son. i love you so much. i know you're going to see this amazing show. my son has brought so much joy to me. >> jimmy: how old is he now? >> 3 weeks and 2 days. >>. >> jimmy: you are offering a jet
famously on snapchat you got lost in the night on your jet ski. we have a video, a short video from that incident. >> it's so real out here right now. the only reason why you see anything is because i got the flash on. the key is to make it. the key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark. [ laughter ] it's against the law. i understand that. this ain't right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it ain't right. it's an important key. >> yes. >> jimmy: will you teach your son not to drive a jet ski in the dark? >> absolutely. definitely not a jet ski in the dark. but the jet ski brings so much joy. >> jimmy: you've got to give him a tinny little jet ski. how old, 6 months he can get on the jet ski? >> i would say 7. >> jimmy: this experience, jet skiing with you, will people be riding on the jet ski with you? >> absolutely. so we're going to ride the jet ski. >> jimmy: tandem? >> yes, ride on the jet ski.
smooth that day, i'm going to explain saying sometimes life is smooth. when the water's rough -- [ laughter ] when the water's rough, i'm going to explain to them, it can get rough. but the key is to weather all current. waves, storms. and we should never give and up never surrender. i'm going to take them through the pathway for more success. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the philosophy as well. >> yes. it's all about uplifting. know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: you wil people. what if they start throwing up while you teach these lessons? >> the key is please don't throw up on me. >> jimmy: that's a great lesson, please don't throw up on dj khaled. [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, everybody's involved in a performance that will change the way you think about your life. bono, julia roberts, halsey, the killers, kristen bell, neil patrick harris, dj khaled and
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>> jimmy: there, perfect. now everything is just right for my guests. [ doorbell ] that must be all of them at once! come on in. oh, wow! look at this. welcome, welcome. welcome, welcome. hi, guys. hi, guys. how are you? how are you? welcome. i have a little favor to ask. i was thinking before we get to skip hors d'ouevres and get right to a song! you play piano right? >> i'm always up for a song. >> jimmy: tickle the ivories or whatever you do and we'll make up a song. >> make it up as we go? >> jimmy: i've been working on one, i'll be honest. goes a little something like this. ? the snow is blowin' that son of a bitch inside it's glowin'
? we're nice and cozy we jing jing jingle the bell ? ? ooh, baby it's cold but we're going to hell ? ? i fill my hot tub with dom perignon my frappucinos delivered by drone ? ? 'tis the season and we've all done so well ? ? but this time our sleigh ride is goin' to hell ? ? we've got jimmy choos and rooms with views we got bags and pearls and scotch ? ? we got major key and as you can see we've even got the apple watch ?
in carmel ? ? but if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ? ? say neil, any chance we can get you to do some dancing over there? come on channing. >> come on, let's cut a rug. >> well, i didn't wear my tap shoes for nothing! >> perfect. >> dance with me, channing, hit it! ? >> jimmy: hey, guys? guys, guys, guys? guys, you're tap dancing on a carpet, no one can actually hear the capping. >> you don't hear it? >> jimmy: we'll put it in later, you'll be fine. no problem, you were terrific! i like that kind of dancing, don't you, folks?
by the pound ? ? they serve it on fine china i throw it on the ground ? ? i get real cozy with all of the ladies ? ? but if you don't start helping out you're going to hades ? ? i got a room full of weights ? ? with solid gold plates ? ? a personal trainer named thor ? ? cuban cigars ? ? energy bars ? and a hat that says sucks to be poor ? ? we've got mercedes bentleys wear perfume so we never smell ? ? ooh baby it's blowin' ? ? but our pockets keep growing ? ? our muscles are showing ?
? if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ? [ cheers and applause ] ? ? welcome in to my cauldron of sin i've been admiring how selfish ? ? you've been and now ? ? you're here with me in helf ? >> jimmy: hold on, what? did you say ?helf?? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's not a word. there's no helf. >> it's gaelic. >> jimmy: oh. sorry. ? this is a warning to those
? to those who forget those who are needy watch out you're going to hell ? ? for christmas my gift is one second pass or you'll wind up ? ? down here with me on your ass ? ? ooh baby it's blowin but our pockets keep growin ? ? if we don't help people with aids we're goin' to hell ? ? if we don't help people with aids we're [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's true. it's really true. we'll be right back. to hell and back! [ cheers and applause ]
halsey, thank you, you sang beautifully are thanks to neil patrick harris, channing tatum, your dancing is wonderful as always. and my friend kristen bell. thank you so much. i want to apologize to matt damon, we did run out of time, and also he doesn't care about other people so he wasn't here tonight. "nightline" is next, thank you for watching, good night, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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